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Best internet error pages
Everybody likes a good error message, none more so than MSN Tech after we fell foul of intermittant outages all-too recently.
404 pages are like the bits in horror films where the pretty (albeit dispensable) blonde decides on a late-night, ill-advised shortcut. Who knows what you may run into out there...
For your enjoyment we've picked some of our favourite error messages and 404 pages from across the internet and beyond. When you're done, why not leave your choices using the comments below?
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My favourite has to be the one following the invasion of Iraq. If you typed WMD into google then hit the I'm feeling lucky button you got this page:
These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed
|The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate.|
Please try the following:
Click the Regime change button, or try again later.
If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in the address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ).
To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN menu, and then click Weapons Inspector Options. On the Security Council tab, click Consensus. The settings should match those provided by your government or NATO.
If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of America can examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass Destruction.
If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them,
Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them. Click the Panic menu and then click About US foreign policy to determine what regime they will install.
If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your interests, make sure your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click the Tools menu, and then click on League of Nations. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in the Sand section and check settings for your exports to Iraq.
Click the button if you are Donald Rumsfeld.
Cannot find weapons or CIA Error
Personally, I feel for the driver of the train. I knew someone who drove a train which someone threw themselves in front of. He never got over it and developed such a bad stammer that he could barely make himself understood.
Sympathies also to the victim's family, both the train driver and the lady herself.
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