Woman breaks text message record

Melissa Thompson, 27, who has apparently broken the world's fastest text record in Manchester
A British woman is feeling "GR8" after smashing the world record for typing the fastest text message, a mobile phone company said.
Melissa Thompson, 27, wrote "the razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human", in 25.94 seconds.
The official Guinness World Record is currently held by American Franklin Page, 24, who wrote the same passage in 35.54 seconds in March this year.
Ms Thompson, from Salford, Greater Manchester, was using Samsung's new Galaxy S smartphone when she shaved a huge 9.6 seconds off Mr Page's record, also achieved on a Samsung device.
The record, which remains subject to Guinness approval, was smashed by Ms Thompson using the Galaxy S's "SWYPE" key pad, which enables users to input text without their fingertip leaving the screen.
The company said it allows people to send text messages at speeds that were never before possible.
Ms Thompson, who works for an insurance company, was shopping with her boyfriend, Chris Davies, 23, when they visited a Samsung roadshow and she was invited to have a go at breaking the record.
She said: "I used to send a lot of text messages - 40 or 50-a-day to Chris alone so we both knew I could type fast.
"But since we moved in together and I started my job I haven't been texting as much and, you could say, my fingers were out of shape.
"It's a real shock to find out that I'm the fastest texter in the world. But using SWYPE helped. Everyone should give it a go and see how easy it is."
You all ask "Whats the point of being able to text fast"
Simple - imagine the scenario-
Miss Thompson goes for job interview as ships radio operator on cruise liner - gets job cause she can text fast.
Picture the scene - middle of the night - cruise liner hits iceberg - "Captain to radio operator - Send Mayday and give our position please Miss Thompson"
Er -
The razor-toothes piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world - umm - errr - glug glug - silence.
Oh yes - Texting can be fun
Is she a good conversationist...
Missus sent me 2..3.. texts and my finger frostsand I began to yawn..... 50texts to boyfriend, he needs his
checked for damage.
What is wrong with women and texts.
Women!!!! men dont understand me, he's not listening,
he's not communicating...Yeah! get a life.
I always ignores texts after two response... can't be bother.
Whatan absolute load of B.S.So effin what if she can text in the space of some seconds?Then goes on to say"Im shocked,fingers outa shape etc etc"like it was some sort of massive achievement being able to do that.
What's texting a ridiculous amount of alphabets in a stupidly short space of time going to achieve for her or anyone else for that matter.
With all thats going on in the world we live in,something STUPID like this is hardly significant or even newsworthy is it?![]()
Complete and utter B.S.
LOL@ gary b,wonder if she does herself that fast as well ![]()














